DAM will you be my Valentine?

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Single Marketing Director looking for lifetime partnership.

Looking for:

I want a partner who will complete me, or as they say, “opposites attract”. I not do enjoy working hard to find and distribute any digital files. I do not work overtime, or ever am available on holidays. I do not want to support my Sales Dept and want to only focus on marketing tasks.
I need someone who is self sufficient. I want my partner to manage everything without any significant work from my end. You must fully support me, along with my entire company, and always be globally available right at my finger tips. I want brand consistency with the ability to adapt to any situation and converted at will. I need whatever I ask for to be brought to me immediately along with full reporting on exactly what you are doing at all times. You must create and assemble all my marketing collateral for me and let whoever I decide use you whenever they want. Infinite scalability is also a must. I will keep feeding you, but you must never slow down.

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